You Knew This Story Would Be Full of Double Entendres
Reuters:
Resort plans nude “anything goes” party
CANBERRA (Reuters) – An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude “anything goes” party to combat an expected economic downturn, media reports said on Thursday.
“Tough economic times call for stiff measures,” Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, in tropical Queensland state, told the Courier-Mail newspaper.
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Australia’s tourism in industry is being hit hard by global economic turmoil with official figures showing a 7.6 percent decline in overseas visitors in September.
Sure, because any industry that is being “hit hard” in a climate of “downturn” does require “stiff” measures, so that a place called “Cock”atoo can survive.