Have Fun, Dear. Twenty Turns to Sixty In Really Short Order.

V-Dare:  Philadelphia Inquirer Proclaims Era Of White Guilt Over

Jonathan Valania will never have another word in the Inquirer ever again.

Drudge:  Democrats prepare to move forward with investigations of Bush administration…

Republicans look to register a URL named moveon.org, only to find that it has been taken for years.

KSDK:  Palin urges GOP governors to keep Democrats honest

In order to be “kept honest,” they have to be honest to begin with.


WBBM-CBS-2 Chicago:  Mayor Daley: Prepare For Mass Layoffs

“The only way around this is if we had a President from Chicago, errr…,” Daley was overheard saying.


AP:  Prince Charles turns 60 waiting for throne

Yeah, he’s really suffering.

NPR:  Gov. Pawlenty: GOP Needs ‘Sam’s Club Voters’

In other words, the GOP needs a group of ten voters wrapped up in tight cellophane and sold for a 50% discount.

NFN:  Cisco Unveils ‘Zettabyte-Era’ Router for Online Video

Microsoft announces that Windows 8.0 will require 2 Zettabytes of RAM.

AP:  County treasurer defeated by ‘teenybopper’ student

Except that the winner is 20; the last time I spelled out the number, I didn’t recall “teen” anywhere in the orthography.

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