Archive for September, 2008

Man with hiccups for two days straight calls police

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

RAYNHAM, Mass. -

Police conducted a well being check on a resident on Pine Street in Raynham on Sunday at 4:50 p.m. for a man who reported having hiccups for two days straight.

Police received a call from state police, who said they had traced the call, from a male stating that he had been having hiccups for the past 48 hours, to a residence in Raynham after the person became impatient during the call and then had hung up.

The man was located by Raynham police. He refused transport to a hospital.

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Auto parts store gets unwanted shipment: Pot

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Noel, Mo. -

The staff of an auto parts store received an unexpected, and unwanted, delivery Saturday: a shipment of 300 pounds of marijuana.

According to Gregg Sweeten, chief deputy of the McDonald County Sheriff’s Department, O’Reilly Auto Parts in Noel, Mo., received a shipment of 13 boxes early Saturday. As the shipment was unexpected, managers would not accept the delivery until one of the boxes was opened to determined what it contained.

“When one of the boxes was opened, it was determined to be marijuana,” said Sweeten in a prepared statement.

Store personnel called 911 and the Noel Marshal’s Office arrived and verified the substance was pot.

The marshal’s office, in turn, called the Southwest Missouri Drug Task Force.

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Pet Talk: Tiny dog has big appeal

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Continuing with the British flavor of my columns, I have chosen the Cavalier King Charles spaniel for my breed this month.

This little lapdog with a pointy nose, high set ears and soft, full eyes, became so popular under Charles II, he actually was given the King’s name!

Then the dukes of Marlborough developed one of the four-color strains and named it after their family castle, Blenheim.  There are the white and chestnut markings. Other breeds include a white variety with black and tan markings, a solid, rich red called ruby, and a black with bright, tan markings.

These dogs have been bred for hundreds of years as a companion for humans, and they are sweet, eye-pleasing little dogs.

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Author debuts ‘Bouncing Grandma’ mystery series

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Maryville, Mo. -

Glory Harper is stuck in a wheelchair with a broken leg –– the result of a skateboarding accident that caused a multi-car pileup. She has nothing more to do than watch the new neighbors move in.

Glory has one problem –– it doesn’t seem anyone will take her seriously when she reports the foot she saw dangling from the end of a carpet as it was carried into the new neighbors’ house.

Author A.K. Arnez said, “Glory must have hit her head one too many times, or there really is a foot sticking out of that carpet.”

Sheaf House, a new publisher based near Nashville, Tenn., has released “The Case of the Bouncing Grandma,” a first novel by former Maryville, Mo., resident A.K.

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Man arrested after text messaging leads him into sting

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Atlanta, N.Y. -

Steuben County Sheriff’s deputies will go to any length to catch a crook. Including using technology to deceive them.

When James Lee Wilson, 23, of Atlanta, N.Y., ventured to a nearby park Thursday night, he thought he would be meeting 13-year old girls for sexual purposes. Instead, he was arrested.

According to a statement made by the Steuben County Sheriff’s Office, a deputy was given information by an anonymous source that a man in the Wayland area was looking to have sex with underage females.

The office’s Criminal Investigation Unit made contact with Wilson posing as two 13-year old girls.

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Did You Know Canada Has a National Hurricane Center? (Or, is that Centre?)

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

They do, and while they’re usually as busy as the Maytag Repairman, sometimes even the Maytag machines go haywire.

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Let’s Have the Ghost Learn to Cuss

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

KSDK:  Youngsters Learning about Curse Words in Middle School

After they pass the course on emoticons, they’ll be fully prepared for AOL IM.

KSDK:  ‘Ghost’ Captured on Video in Kansas Gym

A corporeal being reprimanded him for not wiping his sweat off the treadmill with the spray bottle and wipes.


WNBC-4 NYC:  Teller’s Sarcasm Thwarts Bank Robber

I knew this personality trait of mine was good for something.

Of Presidents and Pyrrhic Victories

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

On last night’s first debate at Ole Miss:

I don’t think either McCain or Obama helped or hurt themselves all that much, especially among undecided voters.  I say that for one prime reason — the debate was on a Friday night.  Who is the moron that decided to put a debate on Friday night?  TV networks don’t put their highly rated shows on Friday or Saturday night for a good reason.

Even if this debate were on a night that people were actually watching TV, I would still stand by my contention.

All I heard was slobbering over Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan, but both of them dumped over poor little ole Russia.  Why are these clowns trying to make non-white countries better and insult a fellow white country?

That said, both of these clowns are dangerous on foreign policy, but Obama is marginally worse than McCain, mainly because of Obama’s Afghanistan-Pakistan bellicosity.  First off, if you think Iraq is an impossible imbrogliana, Afghanistan is even worse.  No white country has ever successfully occupied Afghanistan.  Not the Brits, not the Soviets (though, their failure was largely because we secretly helped the Afghanis), and not us.  And I’m of the school of thought that, if we knew in 1980 what we know now, we should have actually helped the Soviets overrun Afghanistan.  Our secret resistance inadvertently created OBL, AQ, Taliban and 9/11.  Nevertheless, putting more American men in Afghanistan would be even a bigger blunder than Iraq.

Then there’s the issue of Obama’s bellicosity towards Pakistan.  I have stated in this medium that the Democrats are obsessed with the person of Osama bin Laden as a singular solution to the “War on Terror.”  I think they have it in their heads that if we get OBL and send him to his 72 virgins, that the “War on Terror” will be over, the Republicans lose their national security advantage, and we go back to a world of September 10, 2001 where Gary Condit and Britney Spears were cutting edge poltical issues.  The trouble is, their obsession is leading their Presidential nominee to start something we might eventually wish he never would have.

Obama doesn’t seem to mind the prospect of engaging in a major incursion into Pakistani territory, across from Afghanistan, in order to apprehend OBL.  Based on the theory that OBL is hiding out in the mountains of northwestern Pakistan; we don’t even know if he’s still alive.  Here’s what Obama doesn’t realize about Pakistan:  One, they have nuclear weapons.  Two, they have a tenuous political situation.  The political party and movement of Pervez Musharraf and the Bhuttos does run the country, but it’s hanging on by a thread, and constantly having pursued by pro-OBL and pro-AQ parties.  The Pakistani equivalent of the FBI is somewhat pro-American and anti-AQ, but their CIA equivalent, the ISI, is AQ/OBL all the way.  If we march into Pakistan just to get OBL, it’s going to inflame Pakistani nationalism and anti-Americanism, Pakistani voters will topple the Musharraf/Bhutto party, install the OBL/AQ party, and then OBL/AQ sympathists will have their hands on a nuke.  You can count the seconds between that and New York City becoming a big deep radiological hole.

(Don’t e-mail me and tell me that Pakistan doesn’t have an intercontinental delivery mechanism.  They could easily get one, from the Russians we seem to be so intent to turn into enemies over something that’s none of our business.  Speaking of Russia, if we are to continue to have NATO, which is based on an obsolete geopolitical situation, Russia should be part of it.  Perhaps move the NATO headquarters to Moscow as a measure of good will.  Also, if we’re going to have a missile defense shield, I don’t understand why we’re trying to marginalize Russia in the whole issue.  Russia should be a part of the missile defense shield, and as a measure of good will, it should be headquartered in Russian territory.)

Sure, we might apprehend OBL, but we’ll lose NYC.  That’s called a Pyrrhic Victory, Mr.

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Only a Rhinoceros Will Do

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Fox News:  Homeland Security Detects Terrorist Threats by Reading Your Mind

They’ll conclude there’s something wrong with the machine when too many bad thoughts are found in the brains of too many colored folks.

CNS:  President Clinton: Bailout Could Turn a Profit

Though I doubt the “stockholders” in the entity will see any dividends.

V-Dare:  SPLC Thinks The Great Depression Was During The Fifties

This is one time I wouldn’t resist my temptation to be a pompous know-it-all; no love lost.

AP:  Detroit schools could lose millions in aid

Hear that?  That’s me playing the world’s saddest song on the world’s smallest violin.

AFP:  Zimbabwe too lax on rhino poaching: WWF

Hey, they’ve got to eat something now that agriculture is non-existent.

Get Used to It

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

WKMG-CBS-6 Orlando:

Police May Stop Responding To Some Crimes

PALM BAY, Fla. — A budget crunch in Palm Bay could mean city residents who forget to secure car doors or close garages will get only a case number and nothing in terms of a visit by patrol officers if something is stolen.

The St. Louis City Police Department also does not send officers out for stolen car reports, either.  If you get your car swiped in St.

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